'I've lined up a 'keeper who I think will be great - he's tall, commands the penalty box and communicates well with his defenders. I can't name him yet , but I'm confident that we've landed him.'
So, let's see what we can deduce from this.
The first one that springs to mind is of course Matt Duke, one of our many loan keepers last season and one that impressed the most.
This description also fits Petr Cech very well but I wouldn't get your hopes up!
This also perfectly sums up ex-keeper Steve Williams but there's no chance of that happening as he is a plumber now I think.
Also sounds like it could be the out of contract Wrexham goalkeeper Michael Ingham but after that gaffe at AP on the first day and the Wrexham fans' derisory views of him, let's hope not.
Let's not ignore the fact that Ricardo Batista could return but when it comes to communicating, he's hardly in line with that vague description.
In fact, to be fair it could be an awful lot of goalkeepers that are plying their trade throughout the British leagues, but come on a bit of speculation is always a good laugh.
If you have any ideas of who it may be, feel free to post a comment at the bottom of this article and let's get the rumour mill turning!
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